"This looks like jerkin' off with symbols, right?"

"Your made your bed, now you've gotta lie in it."

"...as many damned states as you want..."

"You can't just jerk-off with lambda's infinitley..."

"What's the whole point of these stupid machines?"

"Using 'fun' in the sense of 'not fun'..."

"Let's ignore that."

"In the interest of us geting out of here before we die of old age..."

"...providing a low cost to you, the consumer..."

"...buncha whiney babies...all weigh 400 pounds and have a vertical of like two inches..."

"...and you look pretty continental with the lollipop..."

"...you're disgusted with my panty-waist teaching methods..."

"...and when you've got a number of languages to screw with..."

"This is a cute one."

"It's wiggity wiggity whack!"

"...on my wonderful, bitchin webpage."

"And the name of that is? It begins with a letter..."

"You tried...unlike your confederates...closed mouth weenies..."

"So let's pick a happy, happy grammar."

"You can't just sit there screwin' off with lambda's forever..."

"You have to get medieval on it..."

"So what are my problems here? Not my emotional problems..."

"So, we screw with the A's for awhile..."

"They should have called it 'Muffy Goes to Happy Land'... it would have been just as good a title..."

"All of you have that 'I came back from Spring Break for this?' look on your faces. Suck it up."

"Yoink!"

"If you wait 'til the weekend, you're basically doomed."

"That's idiotic."

"The Pumping Lemma... not the Pumping Llama!"

"Let's call this machine Q, for quirky!"

"Colloquially phrased, but yes, we're screwed."

"It may be quirky, but it's not illegal."

"Is he a moron? Well, that's a separate question..."

"Does that mean that we can't solve the problem? No, it just means that we have to be devious..."

"So what's the deal with this program thing?"

"It will print out 'PookySnoot'"

"It's not an F-16...you don't fire it up and damned buttons come up everywhere..."

"If you decide you're going to smoke crack and become a grad student in computer science..."

"It's the infinity lecture... oh goody goody."

"If you're a moron, you can have a lot of fun with that."